About Border Monkey

Meet Border Monkey, the world's most notorious border-hopping primate! While other monkeys are content swinging from tree to tree, this mischievous fellow has made it his life's mission to swing across international borders without a passport. 🐒

We at Border Control are determined to catch this banana-loving lawbreaker who thinks border walls are just another jungle gym. Our mission? To ensure that all primates follow proper immigration procedures - even those who claim "monkey see, monkey do" as their legal defense! 🍌

Remember folks: Just because you can climb like a monkey doesn't mean you should cross borders like one! Let's maintain order in our borders, one monkey business at a time.